Waylon on Elyssa Hapanowicz
Elyssa, also known as “E”, is loyal, and devoted to friends and family, like me! She likes treats (also like me), though hers are pasta and sweets. Some guy named Captain Morgan is a good friend of hers, she loves Taylor Swift, and is a fan of red socks in Boston (I don’t get the obsession with these red socks. Maybe they’re fun to chew?) She loves reality tv, holds a high school record with a basketball (which unfortunately doesn’t fit in my mouth), and secretly wants to be a professional athlete.
You can bark her way on email.
Here’s her Twitter scent.
And check her out on Instagram.